The Bikini Bottom Inquirer

Season 1, Episode 3: SpongeBob Causes EXPLOSION at Race Track!

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Did SpongeBob's careless treatment of his pet snail really cause an explosion? How did a ROCK win a race? I'm your host Perch Perkins with the latest local news! Here's today's rundown: Intro Top Stories + Traffic Report From...a Rock? Community Poll: Who's the Grumpiest in Bikini Bottom? Perch Phone: Squilliam Fancyson Calls In Who's Ready? The Answer May Surprise You Bikini Bottom's Best Looks Exercise Tips From SplashSplash Definitely-Not-Disgusting Smoothie Recipe Snail EXPLODES at Great Snail Race The Lurch Report ft. "Lightning" Larry Luciano Harold Reflects on Failed Torch Lighting Rock Wins Snail Race in Upset Victory Poll Results: Bikini Bottom's Grumpiest + Outro