Dear Julian

To drink or not to drink? That is the fucking question! Also: I can't decide between a good job and smoking weed! I have ADD and can't get out of bed! I keep crying in the shower!

All Episodes - Season 1

Episode 1

Government Dicks and Retirement Scrilla

Episode 2

Banging and Pokey

Episode 3

Potatoes in a Bucket

Episode 4

Playing the Stripper Game

Episode 5

Avoiding the Slippery Slope of Shit

Episode 6

Piss in the Milk

Episode 7

We'll Take Care of It... For $500

Episode 8

Awesome Greasy

Episode 9

Cash Will Make You Happy

Episode 10

Stop Your Fucking Whining

Episode 11

Pace Yourself, Bud

Episode 12

Go with the Hash

Episode 13

How Not to Be a Fucking Loser

Episode 14

When Life Gives You a Kick to the Cock

Episode 15

Fuck the Government

Episode 16

Bang Away

Episode 17

Dick Genes

Episode 18

Toughen the Fuck Up

Episode 19

Get the Fuck Outta Bed

Episode 20

Fill Up That Gut

Episode 21

Get Banged, Get Drunk, Get High

Episode 22

Move to Sunnyvale

Episode 23

Advice from Two Hungover Dicks

Episode 24

How to Not Piss Yourself

Episode 25

Finding the Proper Liquor Level

Episode 26

Banging Away a Broken Heart

Episode 27

Merry Fucking Christmas

Episode 28

Fuck It, It's Christmas