The Love Boat

Season 1, Episode 11: Lonely at the Top/Divorce Me, Please/Silent Night

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In a Christmas-themed cruise, the captain worries about how to effectively lead his ship but be a friend to his crew as well. A married couple who outwardly appear happy and in love are both desperate for the other person to give them a divorce - and they go to extreme measures to get it. An embittered ex-con boards the ship for a holiday with his wife but also with revenge on his mind for the person who framed him for the crime. A priest brings a group of orphans aboard for the cruise.

All Episodes - Season 1

The Captain and the Lady/One if by Land/Centerfold
Episode 1
The Captain and the Lady/One if by Land/Centerfold
 Oh, Dale!/The Main Event/A Tasteful Affair
Episode 2
Oh, Dale!/The Main Event/A Tasteful Affair
 Ex Plus Y/Graham and Kelly/Goldenagers
Episode 3
Ex Plus Y/Graham and Kelly/Goldenagers
 Message for Maureen/The Acapulco Connection/Gotcha
Episode 4
Message for Maureen/The Acapulco Connection/Gotcha
 Help, Murder/Isaac the Groupie/Mr. Popularity
Episode 5
Help, Murder/Isaac the Groupie/Mr. Popularity
 The Joker is Mild/First Time Out/Take My Granddaughter, Please
Episode 6
The Joker is Mild/First Time Out/Take My Granddaughter, Please
 Identical Problem/Julie's Old Flame/The Jinx
Episode 7
Identical Problem/Julie's Old Flame/The Jinx
 Lost and Found/The Understudy/Married Singles
Episode 8
Lost and Found/The Understudy/Married Singles
 The Captain's Captain/Hounded/Romance Roulette
Episode 9
The Captain's Captain/Hounded/Romance Roulette
 Dear Beverly/The Strike/Special Delivery
Episode 10
Dear Beverly/The Strike/Special Delivery
 Lonely at the Top/Divorce Me, Please/Silent Night
Episode 11
Lonely at the Top/Divorce Me, Please/Silent Night
 The Old Man and the Runaway/A Fine Romance/The Painters
Episode 12
The Old Man and the Runaway/A Fine Romance/The Painters
 Family Reunion/Too Hot to Handle/Cinderella Story
Episode 13
Family Reunion/Too Hot to Handle/Cinderella Story
 Isaac's Double Standard/One More Time/Chimpanzeeshines
Episode 14
Isaac's Double Standard/One More Time/Chimpanzeeshines
 Hollywood Royalty/The Caper/The Eyes of Love/Masquerade (1)
Episode 15
Hollywood Royalty/The Caper/The Eyes of Love/Masquerade (1)
 Hollywood Royalty/The Caper/The Eyes of Love/Masquerade (2)
Episode 16
Hollywood Royalty/The Caper/The Eyes of Love/Masquerade (2)
 The Congressman Was Indiscreet/Isaac's History Lesson/Winner Take Love
Episode 17
The Congressman Was Indiscreet/Isaac's History Lesson/Winner Take Love
 The Last of the Stubings/The Million Dollar Man/The Sisters
Episode 18
The Last of the Stubings/The Million Dollar Man/The Sisters
 The Inspector/A Very Special Girl/Until the Last Goodbye
Episode 19
The Inspector/A Very Special Girl/Until the Last Goodbye
 Computerman/Parlez-Vous/Memories of You
Episode 20
Computerman/Parlez-Vous/Memories of You
 Taking Sides/A Friendly Little Game/Going by the Book
Episode 21
Taking Sides/A Friendly Little Game/Going by the Book
 Parents Know Best/A Selfless Love/The Nubile Nurse
Episode 22
Parents Know Best/A Selfless Love/The Nubile Nurse
 Musical Cabins
Episode 23
Musical Cabins
 This Business of Love/Crash Diet Crush/I'll Never Fall in Love Again
Episode 24
This Business of Love/Crash Diet Crush/I'll Never Fall in Love Again
 Gopher the Rebel/Cabin Fever/Pacific Princess Overture
Episode 25
Gopher the Rebel/Cabin Fever/Pacific Princess Overture
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