HMS Paradise

Season 1, Episode 8: Call Me Madam and I'll Punch You on the Nose

All Episodes - Season 1

Episode 1

Captain, Art Thou Sleeping Above?

Episode 2

Come Out Lieutenant Ross, Wherever You Are

Episode 3

An Officer and a Gentleman

Episode 4

The Sea Does Not Want Them

Episode 5

I Don't Know the Name and the Face Escapes Me

Episode 6

It'll All Come Out in the Wash

Episode 7

You'll Get No Promotion This Side of the Ocean

Episode 8

Call Me Madam and I'll Punch You on the Nose

Episode 9

Don't Fire That Man, He's Loaded

Episode 10

You Have Been Listening to Radio Paradise

Episode 11

And a Happy Bastille Day to You Too

Episode 12

In Which We Serve a Drop of the Hard Stuff

Episode 13

Mutiny on the Boonsey

Episode 14

Having a Wonderful Time — Glad You're Not Here

Episode 15

Anybody Wanna Buy an Island?

Episode 16

Thar's Gold in Them Thar Holes

Episode 17

'Twas on the Good Ship Venus

Episode 18

Our Man on Boonsey

Episode 19

There Is No Excuse for Slipshod Paperwork

Episode 20

What Am I Offered for This Lot?

Episode 21

How to Try in Business Without Really Succeeding

Episode 22

Let That Be a Four Minute Warning to You

Episode 23

The New Lieutenant

Episode 24

Christmas Special: HMS Paradise Meets HMS Eagle

Episode 25

This Side Up — Use No Hooks

Episode 26

The Great Brain Robbery