Two and a Half Men

Jake wants to go home to his mom after he gets sick, prompting Alan to think he's a failure as a husband and now as a father.

All Episodes - Season 1

Episode 1

Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal

Episode 2

Big Flappy Bastards

Episode 3

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

Episode 4

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

Episode 5

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

Episode 6

Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

Episode 7

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

Episode 8

Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

Episode 9

Phase One, Complete

Episode 10

Merry Thanksgiving

Episode 11

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

Episode 12

Camel Filters and Pheromones

Episode 13

Sarah Like Puny Alan

Episode 14

I Can't Afford Hyenas

Episode 15

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

Episode 16

That Was Saliva, Alan

Episode 17

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

Episode 18

An Old Flame with a New Wick

Episode 19

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

Episode 20

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

Episode 21

No Sniffing, No Wowing

Episode 22

My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

Episode 23

Just Like Buffalo

Episode 24

Can You Feel My Finger?