Two and a Half Men
Season 1, Episode 5: The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
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Alan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer moms, but with two very different outcomes.
All Episodes - Season 1
Episode 1
Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal
Episode 2
Big Flappy Bastards
Episode 3
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
Episode 4
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Episode 5
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
Episode 6
Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
Episode 7
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
Episode 8
Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
Episode 9
Phase One, Complete
Episode 10
Merry Thanksgiving
Episode 11
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Episode 12
Camel Filters and Pheromones
Episode 13
Sarah Like Puny Alan
Episode 14
I Can't Afford Hyenas
Episode 15
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
Episode 16
That Was Saliva, Alan
Episode 17
Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
Episode 18
An Old Flame with a New Wick
Episode 19
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
Episode 20
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
Episode 21
No Sniffing, No Wowing
Episode 22
My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
Episode 23
Just Like Buffalo
Episode 24
Can You Feel My Finger?