Two and a Half Men

Evelyn buys Alan a new Sports car causing Charlie to claim that his brother has sold his soul to the Devil. The next day, Evelyn extracts payment by insisting that Alan go on a blind, double date with her, her new beau and his daughter. At the restaurant, Alan learns that his mother and boyfriend will not be able to join them because there was a mixup between his heart medication and Viagra and she didn't want to ""waste it"". As a result, Alan is left to deal with the daughter, who is on a weekend pass from a rehab center and still has some loose screws. Alan eventually gets her back to the beach house only to have her drive off in his new sports car and become the object of a televised high-speed car chase.

All Episodes - Season 2

Episode 1

Back Off, Mary Poppins

Episode 2

Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

Episode 3

A Bag Full of Jawea

Episode 4

Go Get Mommy's Bra

Episode 5

Bad News from the Clinic?

Episode 6

The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

Episode 7

A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

Episode 8

Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

Episode 9

Yes, Monsignor

Episode 10

The Salmon Under My Sweater

Episode 11

Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

Episode 12

A Lungful of Alan

Episode 13

Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów (Get Off My Hair)

Episode 14

Those Big Pink Things with Coconut

Episode 15

Smell the Umbrella Stand

Episode 16

Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?

Episode 17

Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!

Episode 18

It Was 'Mame', Mom

Episode 19

A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

Episode 20

I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

Episode 21

A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

Episode 22

That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

Episode 23

Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

Episode 24

Does This Smell Funny to You?