Two and a Half Men

When Charlie leaves the house to avoid a date that he can't stand, he ends up at a coffee shop, where he meets his old girlfriend Lisa. He finds out that she broke up with her husband, and now has a child. Now he must try to convince Lisa that he's okay with her having a child. While Jake tries to justify to his father why he isn't doing so well in school.

All Episodes - Season 2

Episode 1

Back Off, Mary Poppins

Episode 2

Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

Episode 3

A Bag Full of Jawea

Episode 4

Go Get Mommy's Bra

Episode 5

Bad News from the Clinic?

Episode 6

The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

Episode 7

A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

Episode 8

Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

Episode 9

Yes, Monsignor

Episode 10

The Salmon Under My Sweater

Episode 11

Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

Episode 12

A Lungful of Alan

Episode 13

Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów (Get Off My Hair)

Episode 14

Those Big Pink Things with Coconut

Episode 15

Smell the Umbrella Stand

Episode 16

Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?

Episode 17

Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!

Episode 18

It Was 'Mame', Mom

Episode 19

A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

Episode 20

I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

Episode 21

A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

Episode 22

That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

Episode 23

Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

Episode 24

Does This Smell Funny to You?